That's actually not an order. You absolutely do not have to buy my book. If you don't there will be no repercussions whatsoever and nothing bad will happen to you. However, if you do, in addition to having a very good time, laughing and learning a lot about me and The New Yorker cartoons, You will:
That's right, your own signed copy. And sometimes because it's so boring just signing copies, I also draw a cartoon inside as well. So some of you will get that too. And, by the way, if down the road, that makes your copy more valuable, I'd like it back. Ok, ok, you can keep it but if you put it up on Ebay and sell it for some good bucks I think it only fair we split it. To get a signed copy, order it on PayPal by clicking the button below.
My cartoons swing, some say lurch, from the abstractly amusing to the amusingly amusing. Over the years, I’ve employed them to comment on everything from relationships to interoffice politics to pop culture to religion. And, of course, I’ve done a few adorable cat and dog cartoons just to pander to everyone who loves adorable cat and dog cartoons.
And let me state straight out that you are not going to like all of these cartoons. Why? Because, honestly, when was the last time you, a discriminating connoisseur of humor liked every joke in a stand-up routine, or, gulp, every cartoon in The New Yorker?
How about never? Sorry, couldn’t resist that.