Order the Book

That's actually not an order. You absolutely do not have to buy my book. If you don't there will be no repercussions whatsoever and nothing bad will happen to you. However, if you do, in addition to having a very good time, laughing and learning a lot about me and The New Yorker cartoons, You will:

  1. BE ABLE TO EAT ALL THE FOODS YOU LOVE WITHOUT GAINING AN OUNCE OF WEIGHT!
  2. TURN CRUSHING DEBT INTO INSTANT WEALTH!!
  3. AND MUCH, MUCH LESS!!!

Get a signed copy

That's right, your own signed copy. And sometimes because it's so boring just signing copies, I also draw a cartoon inside as well. So some of you will get that too. And, by the way, if down the road, that makes your copy more valuable, I'd like it back. Ok, ok, you can keep it but if you put it up on Ebay and sell it for some good bucks I think it only fair we split it. To get a signed copy, order it on PayPal by clicking the button below.

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